Why everyone is getting fat
So I say hey to my folks and see an empty box on the table, they’v been having a Sunday afternoon treat. Out of interest I had a look at the box and then the shock hit me:

Calories per ‘Whirl’ 162. 162!
9.7g of sugar
Now these muthers aint even big:

I had to do a to scale picture on account of the parents eating three each on a whim. They look to be a mouth full if that.
So per box that is 972 calories, Holy mother of cakefuck. I asked them if they individually could of eaten the whole box to which the reply was ‘yea easily’. Hell I could eat a box of them easily and have done similar in my more fatter days and probably had a pizza beforehand! I wont even go into the carbs and saturated fat in these abominations but needless to say they aint great.
If you dont have any clue about calories and you are overweight then go read a book or you are gonna die an early death but for giggles an average sized apple has about 80 calories in it (forget about the carbs and fat and sugar for a sec). So comparably you could eat 12 apples for one box of ‘Whirls’ 12! you try and eat 12 muther fucking apples homeboy it aint gonna happen. I might follow this up with a video of me ‘trying’ to eat 12 apples.
The best is for last though, how much was this box of death? 79 pence! Don’t believe me?, check it out. Ok so they are from Aldi so that adds to the cheapness but wtf! i’m pretty sure Tesco’s own etc would not be a mile off this price.
The government taxes alcohol and cigarettes up the ass (which i grant you are just as unhealthy) to line their pockets and ‘encourage healthy living’ but not shit like this?! They are missing a trick because I would bet that this kinda crap is being eaten enmass all over the country. Everything in moderation though Nick I hear some people thinking because i’m a psychic bastard…
Yes the odd whirl aint gonna kill ye ass, but eating one ain’t like eating an apple, you know when you’v eaten an apple, you don’t think twice about dusting that whole box off while ye sat on ya fat ass watching Eastenders. The key problem is ‘most people’ are thick or just don’t care, or worse can only afford cheap crap or all three so make poor choices. In defence of my folks they had three as a rare splurge, they are generally pretty good at not eating too much crap.
In my glory days of eating too much i simply didn’t care what I looked like or how long i’d live too but that changed, i’m unsure why it did but it did.
This wasent intended to be preachy, eat what the fuck you like it don’t concern me, I just felt like writing about it owing to the shock… 162! fuuuuuck.
So over the weekend just gone I did some LAN gaming with some mates. It was me and five other people playing games on PCs for over twelve hours solid. It was an exercise in reaching the brink of how much a human mind can take when exposed to that kinda stimuli and guess what we did the morning after? and when I got home on the same day? yep, more gaming! …crazy.










Now the Internet connection is so slow I might as well train a fleet of carrier pigeons to carry data too an from my location. I grin and bare it for a while and decide to do some other tasks like install VLC to watch videos, chrome web browser and flash to watch YouTube etc…. hah all failed chrome error message of no sense and the other two, even using the GUI program installer… coudlent find either of these after ages of head scratching.

