First off I can’t spell maltesers, I just tried to google the word about 6 times to get the spelling right, each time google telling me to sod off. I got there in the end and have it copied to my clipboard for the rest of this post :P.
Anyway… I’m not sure how or when (recently) it happened but I have really developed a longing for maltesers! Even the packaging is appealing!
I think it might of been partaking in a maltesers milkshake recently which is basically chocolate milkshake with a packet of maltesers you can drop in and pickup with a straw spoon thing, argh i’m starting to want one now while i’m writing about it!
Now maltesers I think are ‘fairly’ ok to crave since I’m pretty sure they are no where near as bad for you as say a mars bar or boost but the problem I am having is the quantity I can get through. I started off small with said milkshake, then a normal packet on a couple of lunch times and now I can eat one of the big bags in one sitting and crave more! I am one step away from buying one of the huge buckets they do and saturating my self in a big malt honey comb chocolate mess!
I thought I had it bad with my thirst for diet coke but this product is slowly but surely taking over. Now i’m not a small bloke and my body cannot afford to have a maltesers addiction. Why can’t maltesers have the same nutritional value as broccoli? Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchins are very much correct when they bark on about how there is really quite honestly no fucking god.
Maltesers - they make girls get tits out: Win
Maltesers - you can do tricks with them: Win
November 2nd, 2009 at 10:29 pm
WHY ARE THEY SO ADDICTIVE?! I got through a massive box today without feeling sick or full atall! I actually googled this to see if there was something in there that made them addictive, however, i’m glad I found I wasn’t the only one.
November 3rd, 2009 at 11:40 am
haha yea, there is something about them that just makes you want to eat more and more… kinda like the chocolate version of pringles!
February 18th, 2010 at 2:40 pm
yo seriously i got it the worst if i dont have at least 3 packets everytime i visit the convenience store and i do that at least 2 times a day i cannot sit im actually in this new craving for em where i gotta melt them a lil then eat em just ups the enjoyment 10 fold( sorry folks if u were plannin on quittin dont taste em melted)