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Keira Knightley Poem

June 17th, 2010

Whoa been ages since I posted a blog post, I am rubbish!

Here have a Poem I wrote while watching Pirates of the Caribbean on tele and realising i’v seen it a million times already. Its rubbish, it does not rhyme, I am not a poet just a nob.

keira, keira, keira knightley
facially you shine so brightly
smile or froun you look so awesome
almost as fit as Natalie Portman

wern’t you her double in star wars?
yea, imdb said the job was yours
she spoke like you and wore makup
but enough of that film it fkin sucked

later on you became mainsteam
as Elizabeth Swan the pirate queen
we loved you for it, you english rose
from your perfect feet to your perfect nose

well not quite perfect in everyway
call me a bastard but i have to say
talents, prettyness and a bag of wit
but oh my days luv, what about tits?

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